Sunday, October 12, 2008

Meet Team Dominick "Mr. T"

Name: Mr. T
Title: Director of Education

When Larry was looking to add a new director of education to his 09 campaign only one name came to mind, Jaime A Escalante . Unfortunately repeated attempts to contact Mr. Escalante yielded no response, that left Larry with only one logical alternative, Mr. T. His no nonsense approach to education reform made him the perfect fit. Larry was impressed by his zero tolerance attitude towards drugs.
When reached for comment Mr. T made the following statement: “I pity the fool who neglects the importance of an education. We called it the A team for a reason. Larry came to me with some jibba jabba talkin’ bout, lack of education in Cicero. When I was growing up my family was so poor we couldn’t afford to pay attention so Mr. T knows the importance of scoo’.”

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