“I’ve gathered you all here today to speak on an injustice.” Dominick said staring sharply into the crowd. “This injustice has plagued not just Cicero, but our entire country all the way back into the early 1960’s. I’m sure I’m not the only person who cringes when I hear this sentence of intolerance and hatred.”
Dominick took a deep breath once again looking out to the crowd for strength before pausing and saying:
“Silly Rabbit, TRIX are for kids.”
“Silly Rabbit, TRIX are for kids.” His voice cracking.
“This is a slogan that has plagued our nation with bigotry and insensitivity for far to long.”
“TRIX are delicious. TRIX should be enjoyed by everyone who finds them tasty regardless of age, sex, race or religious beliefs.” Dominick said sternly.
I as President of Cicero Illinois declare from this day forward TRIX are for kids no longer…TRIX ARE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd rose as one and began cheering wildly.
“Cicero will step forward and lead the rest of America with a new slogan!” Dominick proudly proclaimed.
“Sensible Rabbit, TRIX are for everyone, please sit down and enjoy some of our box with us!” bellowed Dominick pounding his fist on the podium
“Sensible Rabbit, TRIX are for everyone, please sit down and enjoy some of our box with us!” chanted Dominick, glancing toward the crowd, urging them to join in.
“Sensible Rabbit, TRIX are for everyone, please sit down and enjoy some of our box with us” shaking the very foundation of the small chapel with his powerful fists.
The crowd struggled to follow along with the elaborate slogan murmuring incoherently.
Dominick was noticeably moved by the crowd’s reception. “Today is a good day. I just know the TRIX Rabbit is looking down on us from heaven with a smile on his face.”
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